Harmony Pugilist Gifts

Musical Fight

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Pianist-boxer

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Muhammad Dali...

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

Boxing with your harp

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

Mike Tyson

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Shadow Punch

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

Explosive Dreams - Obama Legacy