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Musical Fight

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Pianist-boxer

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

Boxing with your harp

'Look out for his low punches.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

Explosive Dreams - Obama Legacy