Hangry Humor Pillows

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Deliboys

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"My guess it's guacamole."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I like my steak well done."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

Preserved

"Hallelujah!"

Stay at home food pyramid

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'I usually discourage high-fat foods, Mr. Hall, but in your case, a Good Humor bar is in order.'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

"What would you serve with toast?"