Gluttony Humor Fan Pillows

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"Little help?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Carpe pizza"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

World Meat Consumptiom

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

The Itchy Back

How to Tell Spring is Here.

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

The Cheese God

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

"Well look who decided to show up."

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

'We're out of peanut butter.'