Gluttony Humor Fan Gifts

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"Little help?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Carpe pizza"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

World Meat Consumptiom

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Shop signs.

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

The Itchy Back

How to Tell Spring is Here.

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

The Cheese God

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

"Well look who decided to show up."

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'