Gluttony Satire Fan Gifts

During the frost a certain fox-hunter increases in weight and gets too big for his clothes.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

"Worm puree? No, it seems the old lady was sh*tfaced again last night!"

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'Better call me Sir in the office dear - I don't want the staff to know that I send my wife out to work...'

"Wow! She's hot."

Wintertime Barometer.

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"A touch more obsequious and you'll reach the tipping point."