Hamster Wheel Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

A long way towards retirement...

"What's a patent?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

The Main Types of Cheese

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

Grumpy Hamster

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Self-Isolating Hamster