Hamster Wheel Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

A long way towards retirement...

"What's a patent?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

The Main Types of Cheese

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

"You spoil that Hamster."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'