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Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 31. Have your friends find part of your Hot Wheels collection in your locker.

"What's a patent?"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Penguin Remote

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

A souped up car...

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

I love that new elephant smell.