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"What's a patent?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Penguin Remote

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

A souped up car...

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"