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A souped up car...

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Mohammad's motors

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Turmoil change.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Smile

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?