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'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"This is our retro model, we sell a lot of these to researchers. . ."

Mardi Gras

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Natural Disasters

'... And this is my cellar.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Vlad the Inhaler

Cling-On Dog

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Homo Gamus

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Koala

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Bears going water skiing.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

The Origami Society...

"I'm the bad guy..."

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I think we may be related!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'