Hamster Aficionado Gifts

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"This is our retro model, we sell a lot of these to researchers. . ."

Mardi Gras

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Natural Disasters

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'... And this is my cellar.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

Night of the Zombonies.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Homo Gamus

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Bears going water skiing.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Astral Projection

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'