Hamster Admirers Gifts

Hamster

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Greenfingers.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"It's the new self-driving model."

Mammoth Posing

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

Philip of Mastodon

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Grumpy Hamster