Hamster Admirers Gifts

Hamster

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Greenfingers.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Are we there yet?'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Mammoth Posing

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

You have to hunt a different one

Philip of Mastodon