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Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Are we there yet?'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"Is your dog friendly?"

"It's the new self-driving model."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Australian Mobile Bar

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

A day at the races

Man and bird

Replacements for Extinct Animals

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)