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Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Are we there yet?'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

The Brazilian Blow dry

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"Is your dog friendly?"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"It's the new self-driving model."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Australian Mobile Bar

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

Man and bird

A day at the races

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"You spoil that Hamster."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.