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'Are we there yet?'

Rodent Mythology: Hamsterphus.

"Me, I'm too self-conscious to go to the gym. I have my own hamster wheel at home..."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'

Grumpy Hamster

'She thinks of them as her children...'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

Self-Isolating Hamster

Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

'Blast it, Dubbs, I don't care what the rest of the market is doing - buy me more of those hamster futures now!'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"