Hamster Fan T-Shirts

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Divorce Attorney,

Hamster Gym

"I'm going to go do some laundry, exercise, and shower."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'Will I be near the hamster section?'

'Hamster Zombies'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"It's the new self-driving model."

"I traded the wheel for it."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Nuts to you, too."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Are we there yet?'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Dogs and Chickens