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"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

"You spoil that Hamster."

Hamster Myths

"Now those b*****s are getting a little taste of my life!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Cat in Tree.

'Are we there yet?'

Like father like son.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"It's the new self-driving model."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Woodwork

Grumpy Hamster

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

'Blast it, Dubbs, I don't care what the rest of the market is doing - buy me more of those hamster futures now!'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"