Hamster Hero T-Shirts

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

"You spoil that Hamster."

Hamster Myths

"Now those b*****s are getting a little taste of my life!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Cat in Tree.

'Are we there yet?'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Like father like son.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Woodwork

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

Grumpy Hamster

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

'Blast it, Dubbs, I don't care what the rest of the market is doing - buy me more of those hamster futures now!'