Hamster Handler T-Shirts

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

D.I.Y with dad.

'Are we there yet?'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"It's the new self-driving model."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

Grumpy Hamster

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Self-Isolating Hamster

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

'Blast it, Dubbs, I don't care what the rest of the market is doing - buy me more of those hamster futures now!'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'