Hamster Whisperer T-Shirts

Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"Pssst! THIS WAY!"

'You spoil that hamster...'

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Quick, start the car!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Biofelineism

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Children's Feast.

'You know too much!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'