Hamster Whisperer Mugs

Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"Pssst! THIS WAY!"

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Children's Feast.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'