Hanger Whisperer T-Shirts

Hanger Management

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Cellular Plan

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Surfer and the Whale

Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"My turn."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Internet Surfer

Do the waves make that noise all night?

"Ooh, I just love the faux water damage."

Penknife on the crest of a wave.