Hamster Handler Gifts

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

D.I.Y with dad.

'Are we there yet?'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

"You spoil that Hamster."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'

Grumpy Hamster

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Self-Isolating Hamster

Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

'Blast it, Dubbs, I don't care what the rest of the market is doing - buy me more of those hamster futures now!'

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."