Hamster Owner Gifts

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'Are we there yet?'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"It's the new self-driving model."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"You spoil that Hamster."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'

Grumpy Hamster

'She thinks of them as her children...'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.

'Blast it, Dubbs, I don't care what the rest of the market is doing - buy me more of those hamster futures now!'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"