Hamster Caretaker Gifts

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

"Foster failure"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Are we there yet?'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

"You spoil that Hamster."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Horse Clean-up