Hamster Caretaker Prints

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

"Foster failure"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

The Cat Spa

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Are we there yet?'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Where did the little bird go?'

"It's the new self-driving model."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"You spoil that Hamster."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Horse Clean-up