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"Of course there is. Don't forget the drippy thing."

Hamster doing warm-up exercises before going on the wheel.

'Sometimes I just feel like I'm not getting anywhere.'

'Blast it, Dubbs, I don't care what the rest of the market is doing - buy me more of those hamster futures now!'

'It came with it's own fitness trainer.'

One Fine Day at the Gym

'Aaaiiiee...'tis the loch ness hamster!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Taking it easy

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Are we there yet?'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."