Hamster Admirer T-Shirts

"I knew we should have come sooner - now we'll have to wait forever to use the equipment."

'I'm starting to get the feeling that we're totally locked in this workout room.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Here be dragons.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Greenfingers.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Mammoth Posing

"It's the new self-driving model."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Candy Corn Dracula

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Philip of Mastodon

"Surf's up."