Hamster Admirer Prints

"I knew we should have come sooner - now we'll have to wait forever to use the equipment."

'I'm starting to get the feeling that we're totally locked in this workout room.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Here be dragons.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Greenfingers.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Mammoth Posing

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Candy Corn Dracula

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

Philip of Mastodon