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"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'How tragic. Poor bugger must have fallen asleep at the wheel.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Are we there yet?'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"It's the new self-driving model."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

"You spoil that Hamster."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

'I think therefore I ham.'

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

Grumpy Hamster

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

Self-Isolating Hamster

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

'Blast it, Dubbs, I don't care what the rest of the market is doing - buy me more of those hamster futures now!'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

'Hamster Zombies'

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

Hamster IV