Hamster Wheel Warrior T-Shirts

"I did it!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"This can't be good."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"You spoil that Hamster."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

Road Buddies

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

"On your mark! Get set!"

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."