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Valet parking.

"What's a patent?"

Touring Cyclist

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

A smiling cyclist

Early Business Planning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'