Stone Wheel Enthusiast T-Shirts

Valet parking.

"What's a patent?"

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

A smiling cyclist

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Unfinished Masterpiece.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'