Hammock Relaxers Gifts

"How does this make you feel?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"First break since 2008."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Problem Solving

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Reading in a hammock.

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

The Mammock

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"What … have … you … done?"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'