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"How does this make you feel?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Taking it easy

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"First break since 2008."

Problem Solving

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Ultra-lazy sloth

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Reading in a hammock.

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

"What … have … you … done?"

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

The Mammock

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"