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"What … have … you … done?"

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

The Mammock

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"Who's a good boy?!!"

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

"How does this make you feel?"

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.