Hammock Lounger Gifts

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'I've got to work for my allowance? What kind of entitlement program is that??'

Nothing beats a good candy bar.

"I see you've heard about the pay freeze."

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

'My husband used to be an avid gardener, but now all he does is plant himself.'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"This is your parent's idea of a guest room?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Taking it easy

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"What … have … you … done?"

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

The Mammock