Hammock Lounge Lover Gifts

"It's only another hour until your turn."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Problem Solving

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Chillaxing!

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Couch Potatoes

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

Happy Brithday

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Reading in a hammock.

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."