Hammock Enthusiast Gifts

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Slow News Day

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'Stop, kids! It's your father's birthday, and it looks like he's wanting a little R and R.'

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"I'm doing what the sign says."

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

'Nederly doesn't even pretend to work here anymore.'

'How was my vacation ... why ... is it over?'

Bed Hammock

"So how long will it take to grow?"

'Pretty confident, huh?'

"If you were flying several miles south wouldn't you also need a breather?"

"Have you tried rebooting him?"

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

'Arnold belongs to the species that hibernate in the summertime.'

"He avoided the flu but got spring fever."

"Because sitting is bad for my health."

Man causing two fake trees to fall down by sitting in a hammock strung between them.

Everyone's Asleep.

'Hi, Mike.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"...err...while I'm here, I'd better take two trees."

Trees

'Hammocks,yes,Page 3 girl,no,sir!'

American Idle

'I think that's all boys, except for that landmark over there.'

Butler is supporting a hammock.

City Hammock

"He who leads least leads best!"

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'And why were you both standing up in a hammock anyway?'