Hammock Aficionados Gifts

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Problem Solving

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"What … have … you … done?"

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

The Mammock

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'