Hammock Aficionados Pillows

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Problem Solving

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

Kane and Abe L.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

The Mammock

"What … have … you … done?"

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'