Hammock Connoisseur Pillows

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Taking it easy

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"He's a guard dog."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Malcolm Sargent

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Take me to you lieder.'

Problem Solving

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'