Ham Enthusiast Gifts

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

Supermarket. 'Half a pound of ham please'.'It's kilos now sir'.'Half a pound of kilos then!'

'I think therefore I ham.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Eat my dust!"

Greenfingers.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Problem Solving

World Cup Fever

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

The Brazilian Blow dry

The Sculptor

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.