Hammock Enthusiasts Gifts

Desert island hammock.

The hammock.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"Mom and Dad have started a new diet. It's been proven quite effective when used on hamsters."

Reading in a hammock.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Lesser known superheros number 33, Hamsterman'

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

The Mammock

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters