Hammocks Gifts

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Pretty confident, huh?'

"You can keep right on sleeping, dad. We're just gonna use you for a net."

Man laying on a hammock across a railway line.

No caption (A turtle reclines in a hammock made from his shell as he reads a book).

Ultra-lazy sloth

'It's not Sunday afternoon that's lazy...'

'Hammocks,yes,Page 3 girl,no,sir!'

Man on a desert island uses fish bones to hold up a hammock.

Let's relax

"I don't understand, he left for work an hour ago."

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Taking it easy

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Problem Solving

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.