Hammock Fan Gifts

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

A man relaxes with a book on a desert island.

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"It's the new self-driving model."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

The hummingbird's hum.

Reading in a hammock.

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

The Mammock

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

Knight Vision

"What … have … you … done?"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"