Hammock Fan Gifts

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

A man relaxes with a book on a desert island.

No caption (A turtle reclines in a hammock made from his shell as he reads a book).

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Problem Solving

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Ultra-lazy sloth

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"It's the new self-driving model."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

The hummingbird's hum.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Mammock

Knight Vision

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."