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Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

Supermarket. 'Half a pound of ham please'.'It's kilos now sir'.'Half a pound of kilos then!'

'I think therefore I ham.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Eat my dust!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Greenfingers.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Brazilian Blow dry

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

The Sculptor

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."