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"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"We won!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Origami Society...

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Greenwich in the Season'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Blue Dress

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"I welcome the discussion."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Cat with Crown.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Mouse King

The Horse Races

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'