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"A lullaby? Don't you know any tunes from Hamilton?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"We won!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

The Origami Society...

'Greenwich in the Season'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'God's speed.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Blue Dress

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Cheesie Rider

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"I welcome the discussion."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cat with Crown.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

The Horse Races

Mouse King