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And God said: Let the waters generateReptile with spawn abundant, living soul;And let fowl fly above the earth. (Paradise Lost).

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Speeding Forklift

Trainset

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Get ready ... Get set ...

S**t Creek Halt

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Science Day

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'I must admit it's just a museum replica.'