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And God said: Let the waters generateReptile with spawn abundant, living soul;And let fowl fly above the earth. (Paradise Lost).

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

Trainset

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

S**t Creek Halt

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

'I must admit it's just a museum replica.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'