Half-life Jokers Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the quirky side of life and death? Our half-life jokers collection offers clever, humorous products that tickle the funny bone and honor life's transient nature. Ideal for friends, family, or yourself, these gifts blend wit with a touch of dark humor, making any occasion memorable. From fun home decor to cheeky accessories, find the perfect way to joke about life's impermanence.

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"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth." mockup

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

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'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!' mockup

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

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The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder. mockup

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

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Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch mockup

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

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"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!" mockup

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

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'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...' mockup

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

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'Second fastest gun in the west.' mockup

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

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Whale Pattern Balding

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Born Cynical,,,,

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"But is it Organic?"

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"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis." mockup

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

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'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!' mockup

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

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Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

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birthday meets reality

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'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?' mockup

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

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'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!' mockup

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

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'It was a gift from AARP.'

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Fall, in summary...

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"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?" mockup

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

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'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.' mockup

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

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'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.' mockup

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

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'I'm going to fire my life coach - he has a losing record.'

'I'm going to fire my life coach - he has a losing record.' mockup

'I'm going to fire my life coach - he has a losing record.'

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"I hate my gym."

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Lightning Bug Bullies

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'O.K...O.K...I won't mention retirement again!'

'O.K...O.K...I won't mention retirement again!' mockup

'O.K...O.K...I won't mention retirement again!'

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''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?' mockup

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

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'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.' mockup

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

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'Here, hold my dentures.'

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Half-life Jokers Gifts Collection

Half-life Jokers Mugs

Discover more witty and humorous mugs in our collection, perfect for anyone who enjoys a clever joke about life and its fleeting moments.

Half-life Jokers Pillows

Explore our humorous pillows collection, adding a witty and playful touch to your home decor with themes of life's transient nature.

Half-life Jokers Prints

Browse our prints for more clever, thought-provoking artwork that humorously celebrates life's fleeting moments and impermanence.

Half-life Jokers T-Shirts

Check out our range of funny t-shirts featuring themes of life's impermanence and dark humor—great for expressing your unique outlook.