Half-life Jokers T-Shirts

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"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

Whale Pattern Balding

Born Cynical,,,,

"But is it Organic?"

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

birthday meets reality

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

'It was a gift from AARP.'

Fall, in summary...

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

'I'm going to fire my life coach - he has a losing record.'

"I hate my gym."

Lightning Bug Bullies

'O.K...O.K...I won't mention retirement again!'

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

'Here, hold my dentures.'