I made Guacamole.
Guacamole Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a guacamole lover? Discover playful and charming items that capture their passion for all things avocado. From humorous mugs to vibrant prints, these products are sure to delight anyone who finds joy in this creamy, green delight. Whether for a birthday, a housewarming, or simply because, these gifts add a splash of fun and personality. Embrace their love for guacamole with a gift that’s as fresh and enjoyable as their favorite snack.
"You call this guacamole?"
"Guacamole is the chopped liver of Mexico."
"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."
Holy Guacamole.
It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
"Too much sugar."
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
Advocado
Bubble gum leaves
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
"I just need help getting the pit out."
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
"My guess it's guacamole."
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
'What kind of filling would you like?'
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'
"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."
"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."
Cookie Surveillance
"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."
Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer
"Roadkill cookies"
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
Avocado Timeline
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
What if retail stores behaved like websites?
'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'
"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."
Guacamole Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Guacamole Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of guacamole-themed mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for any avocado lover.
Guacamole Enthusiast Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring playful guacamole designs, ideal for brightening up any spot in their home.
Guacamole Enthusiast Prints
Browse vibrant art prints celebrating guacamole love, perfect for adding a quirky touch to their living space.
Guacamole Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our guacamole-inspired t-shirts to add some fun and personality to their wardrobe with every wear.