Guacamole Lover Gifts

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

Man playing 'Guac-A-Mole'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I said slime."

Bubble gum leaves

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Dog Day Afternoon

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

Oreolas

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't like it any more than you do, Johnson. But this is the business world, and that's just the way the cookie crumbles.'

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

Holy Guacamole.