Guacamole Lover Gifts

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

Man playing 'Guac-A-Mole'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I said slime."

Bubble gum leaves

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Dog Day Afternoon

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

Oreolas

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't like it any more than you do, Johnson. But this is the business world, and that's just the way the cookie crumbles.'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"How does not being a house make you feel?"